A Few Christmas Crackers!

Christmas Day is just around the corner.  Only two sleeps away, in fact.  Can you stand it?  Can your kids?

Pretty soon we will all be sitting down to a sumptuous feast and pulling crackers with our nearest and dearest.

Whatever you are doing this year, be safe and with family.  Have a great Christmas and for God sake don’t forget the batteries and the Vienetta!

Here are a few silly jokes to help get you in the spirit of the season.

What did Santa do when he went speed dating?  He pulled a cracker!

Why couldn’t Santa sell Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?  Because they were two deer.

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas?  Twerky!

Hear about the man who stole an advent calendar?  He got 25 days.

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? 
 Deep pan, crisp and even!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?   "Looks like rain, dear."

What does a minion get on Christmas day?  Minions of gifts!